Sheath Cleaning

We noticed a few days ago that Jasper had some sludge on the inside of his legs near his what’s-it.  Michelle suggested it may be time for his first sheath cleaning.


So I asked her what it was all about. She mentioned geldings, bla bla, regularly clean, bla bla rubber gloves, something called smegma and a disgusting smell.

You had me at rubber gloves.

So I called in the vet. In this instance I would rather pay someone whatever money to go digging around up there! I don’t know what the average is of horse owners who clean it themselves but I will probably never be one of them!

Still, I was very curious about the whole procedure as I have never seen this act done in person – only heard stories and something about Brownies shouldn’t be nearby when you are doing it. So, fascinated with my new topic of discussion, I brought it up over dinner with my husband that night. By the time he realized what particular organ I was talking about, he lost all of his appetite and had visibly crossed his legs. Perhaps not the best time to bring this up. 

So being that I am a new horse owner and perhaps there is someone else out there who wants to know what it is all about, I observed the whole procedure….and took pictures. (I know, I’m weird.)


First Jasper was lightly sedated. This allows the horse to
relax and <ahem> let it all hang out.
It also makes it safer for anyone doing work under there!
Yep, Jasper looks contentedly stoned in this picture.
I would like to have what he’s having.


Oscar the cat decided he would supervise the proceedings from atop the vets truck.


The vet prepared a bucket of warm water, a lot of cotton batting
and had a bottle liquid soapy stuff of which I forget the name.
My job was to pour the soap onto the cotton batting for her (and take pictures 🙂


The first thing she did was stick her finger right up in his what’s-it  (oy!) and check for what is
called a ‘bean’ which is basically a buildup of I don’t want to know. Jasper had no bean.
Apparently all horses are different in regards to accumulation.


This was too much for Oscar and he promptly left.


She then proceeded to clean up and inside the sheath with the warm soapy
water. He did have some dirt buildup.

I asked the vet if there had been a class for this procedure
in vet school. An exam?

Apparently not. It’s on the job training.


So there you have it, Jasper’s shiny, clean you know what’s-it. I just had to
take a picture of it. After all, I just paid a lot of money for it to look like this…
and I don’t know when I will see it this clean again!

Kudos to the vet for explaining everything, answering all my
silly questions and sticking her hand in regions I
will never visit.